Kidnapped for Headpats

Hey mister~ I’ve got a bunch of classic rock CDs in this van over here. I’ve got everything, the Beatles, The Who, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, I’ve got them all, and they’re all for free. I even have a lot of beer in the back too. You can have as much as you want mister, all you have to do is come inside my van. Don’t worry, it will be great.

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