Audio: Sir, we need your seat…✈️
Warning… this audio contains cheesy puns.
If this script looks familiar, this is a [wholesome reprise], no cheating or cucking. Just a slutty Skitty 😉
The airline is really looking to avoid any incidents.
So I’m willing to offer you some of our new and very special incentives.
I will be personally accompanying you to take care of any needs you might have this evening…
Yes, sir… and I mean any… needs that might… arise…
Based on a script by u/flos_legere