Aaaaaargh! You big meanie! I can’t believe you forgot my birthday! After everything you told me about how you’d pamper me and treat me like a princess and now you… Uuuuuuugh, you’re such a big jerk, daddy!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Nuh huh! I’m not coming out! I’m gonna stay locked up in here until you learn to appreciate me!